Some of us find them hilarious, while others run away in horror at the mere mention of them. They are weird, funny, colorful, cheerful, but also scary at times.
As you can see, our focal point today is — a clown.
More precisely, we have put together a collection of the funniest clown jokes that will brighten up your day. Granted, some of them are not as original as others, but there is no such thing as a stupid joke in the world of humor.
Stop clowning around, you say; we are here for the clown jokes and puns!
We hear you, so let’s get right into it!
The Best Clown Jokes
1. I painted half of my face like a clown today and decided to go for a drive.
Still, I don’t think that everyone got to see my funny side.
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2. Why should the clown be worried about his balloon business?
He shouldn’t – he just likes to blow everything out of proportion.
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3. What is the name of the fish that tastes funny?
Clownfish.
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4. What is the difference between a homeless clown and a scary clown?
One is penniless, and the other is Pennywise.
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5. What do you call a phobia of a psycho clown running at you with a chainsaw?
Common sense.
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6. What did the clown do when his wife said he wasn’t paying enough attention to her?
He prepared a romantic jester.
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7. Two clowns are eating a cannibal. Suddenly, one turns to the other and says:
I think we got this joke wrong.
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8. How does a clown sneeze?
Honk Shoe!
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9. Why did the clown not show up to work?
He was feeling a little bit funny.
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10. How do clowns prefer their eggs?
Funny side up!
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11. What does a cannibal call a clown?
A Happy Meal.
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12. How is the clown’s shoe business going?
It’s hard – there are big shoes to fill!
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13. Why did the clown quit his job?
Because people were not taking him seriously.
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14. I know that girls like guys who are funny and spontaneous.
However, when I tap on their window at 2 AM dressed as a clown, they all run away screaming!
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15. I knew a clown who ran away with the circus.
Fortunately, they made him bring it back.
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16. How big is a clown’s hard drive?
100 Giggle-bytes.
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17. I’m not the biggest fan of clown-shaped lollipops.
Not sure why, but they taste funny!
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18. A man goes to the doctor because he has a clown growing off his neck. What does the doctor tell him?
Don’t worry; it’s nothing serious.
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19. A guy used to work as a human cannonball in a circus, but he suddenly got fired. What did his clown friend say to him?
It’s their loss – I am sure they won’t be able to find anyone else of the same caliber!
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20. What is the similarity between an anti-joke and a clown?
Neither are funny.
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Clown Jokes One-Liners
To mix things up, we have selected our favorite clown jokes that are one-liners. Let’s dive in:
21. What happened when a lion ate a clown?
He felt funny.
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22. What kind of fever did the clown have?
Juggle fever.
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23. How did the clown count his money?
Pennywise.
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24. What is a clown’s outfit made of?
Poly-jester.
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25. How do you make a juggler laugh?
You tickle his balls.
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26. If a clown farted, would it smell funny?
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27. What do clowns fill their cars with?
Laughing gas.
Funny Circus Jokes
No list of clown jokes would be entirely complete without a few circus-related ones. So here are just a few to spice things up:
28. How do you call someone who eats circus workers?
A carny-vore.
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29. What happens in the circus when the power shuts down?
The acro-bats go crazy!
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30. A local circus started a competition for the best contortionist.
I entered myself, and won!
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31. I had a friend who worked as a trapeze artist.
However, it ended when she was let go.
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32. What do crazy people do at a carnival?
They go on an emotional rollercoaster.
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33. How do you catch a circus elephant?
Hide in the high grass and make noises like a peanut.
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34. Why should you never kill someone at the circus?
Because you will be charged with murder within tent.
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35. Why did the elephant leave the circus?
He was tired of working for peanuts.
Funny Clown Puns
Finally, we have chosen our favorite clown puns since no list of jokes in the world is complete without some wordplay:
36. Yesterday, I saw a clown helping an old lady cross the road. I immediately thought:
Well, that’s a nice jester!
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37. Why was the clown’s education a joke?
Because he was juggling with his future.
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38. What did the egg say to the clown?
You crack me up!
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39. My mom was a clown who performed on stilts.
I guess, in some way, I always looked up to her.
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40. How did the people react to the clown making their kids cheer up?
They said it was a nice jester.
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41. A clown had an interview for a party supplies store. His interview task was to inflate a balloon.
Unfortunately, he blew it!
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42. Why don’t clowns buy balloons anymore?
They can’t afford them because of inflation.
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43. Everyone nose (knows) that I’m a clown.
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44. Why did the clown stop being good at his job?
He fell and broke his funny bone!
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45. Why did the clown have to take a holiday?
The circus got a bit in-tents.
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46. Why did the human cannonball leave the circus?
He got fired.
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47. Why was the clown staring at a can of orange juice?
It said: concentrate.
Your Turn
Hopefully, you have enjoyed our list and got at least a few laughs out of it! Now, we would like to hear from you:
Do you know a clown joke which isn’t on our list?
Please share it in the comments below, and we will be happy to hear it!
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