Some jokes are too Gouda to pass up, and we are here to Brie them to you!
Cheese comes in all shapes, sizes, and tastes, and none of them are bad! If you love cheese as much as we do, then you’d absolutely enjoy these cheese jokes and puns!
Best Cheese Jokes
1. What did the cheese say when he quoted Shakespeare?
To brie or not to brie, that is the question.
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2. What do you call a dinosaur made of cheese?
Gorgonzilla.
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3. When do they smother a burrito in cheese?
In best queso scenario.
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4. What is a cheese’s favorite music?
R’n brie.
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5. What is a basketball player’s favorite kind of cheese?
Swish cheese.
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6. What did one cheese yell at the other?
Leave provolone.
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7. What do you call a grilled cheese sandwich that’s all up in your face?
Too close for comfort food.
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8. Why did the cheese smile?
It’s Gouda brie a good day.
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9. What do you get when you cross a goblin and cheese?
Muenster cheese.
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10. Why were mozzarella and feta holding hands?
They look Gouda together.
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11. What did the detective cheese say to the suspect cheese?
I smell something swiss-picious.
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12. What did the frustrated cheese say?
I’m feta up.
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13. A tornado destroyed a French cheese factory.
All that was left was de brie.
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14. Why did the cheese cross the road?
To feta to the other side.
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15. I was walking down the street the other day when this kid threw some cheese at me.
I thought, “That’s not very mature.”
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16. When shouldn’t you believe a word your cheese is saying?
When it’s too Gouda to be true.
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17. What cheese do you use to coax a bear from a tree?
Come-on-bear!
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18. What did I do with my cheese handkerchief?
I blue my nose.
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19. I’ve got an addition to cheddar cheese…
But it’s only mild, though.
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20. Why didn’t the cheese want to get sliced?
It had grater plans.
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21. Which cheese surrounds a medieval castle?
Moat-zarella.
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22. What did the manager yell to the cheese thief?
That’s nacho cheese.
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23. My wife was preparing lunch today when she asked, “Honey, where’s the cheese grater?”
I replied, “Some would say France, others would say England. It depends on your personal preference.”
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24. What’s the smartest cheese?
Cheese whiz.
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25. The other day, this guy threatened to throw dough, cheese, and tomatoes at me.
I said, “You wanna pizza me?”
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26. Why did cheddar think the cottage cheese went bad?
It curdled.
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27. Why did they stop eating cheese?
Because they were getting feta and feta.
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28. What did the police say to the cheese thief?
You’ve been up to no gouda.
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29. What do you call a cheese with curly hair?
Perm-esan.
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30. How do you get a mouse to smile?
Say cheese.
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31. Which is the most religious cheese?
Swiss, because it is holy.
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32. What did cheddar say to Gouda?
I need to asiago you a question.
Funny Cheese Jokes
33. Did you hear about the cheese who failed at the Olympics?
It fell at the final curdle.
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34. What is a cannibal’s favorite cheese?
Limburger.
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35. Why did the dairy farmer go on a diet?
They wanted to cheddar a few pounds!
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36. Where does cheese stay when it’s on vacation?
At the Stilton.
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37. What kind of cheese do rodents like?
Mousearella.
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38. Why was the cheese sent to his room?
It needed to mature.
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39. Which search engine is popular amongst mice?
Ask Cheese.
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40. Why did the cheese cry?
It was having a meltdown.
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41. Did you hear about the cheese factory that exploded?
De-brie went everywhere!
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42. Why is it hard to hang out with a cracker?
He always cuts the cheese.
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43. What do you get when you cross a smurf and a cow?
Blue cheese!
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44. What does cheese say to itself in the mirror?
Looking Gouda.
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45. What cheese should you be used to hide a horse?
Mascarpone.
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46. What do cheeses dance to on Halloween?
The muenster mash.
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47. What group of cheese has been known to fly?
Curds of prey!
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48. What did the piece of cheddar say to the ghost?
I’m lac-ghost intolerant.
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49. What does a lady in a mall do with a cheesy credit card?
Go on a shopping brie.
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50. What did cheddar say to his date at the dance?
You look sharp.
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51. What is Tom Hanks’ favorite soft cheese?
Philadelphia.
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52. What’s the most popular American cheese sitcom?
Curd Your Enthusiasm.
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53. What did the cheese say after escaping the mouse?
I’m Brieeee.
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54. Why did the wheel act so bossy?
Cause he was the “Big Cheese.”
Your Turn!
Did you know cheese is considered a life booster, just like laughter!
We hope we have helped you in boosting your energy today!
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