Minecraft, one of the greatest games of our era, took the internet by storm. Adults and kids, Gen Z and Millenials, everyone plays the game and enjoys thousands of hours of fun!
Minecraft was released all the way back in 2009, but its popularity never faded away. It is one of the most popular games of all time, with over 200 million copies sold!
We have made a list of the best Minecraft jokes, a recipe for eternal laughter. So, sit back, relax and enjoy the list.
Also, don’t forget to share these with your fellow Minecrafters!
Let’s get into it!
Funny Minecraft Jokes
1. How does Steve stay in shape?
He runs around the block.
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2. Last night, I went to a Creeper party. It was weird, obviously.
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3. What did Steve say to the Zombie?
Do you want a piece of me?
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4. Why can you always find Zombie Pigmen at Subway?
Because they like to “Eat Flesh.”
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5. My ocelot was having trouble watching YouTube. But, it turns out, the video was just on paws.
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6. Why does Stampy have a fence around his love garden?
Because people are dying to get in.
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7. Did you hear about the Sheep who tried to eat a Cactus?
Accidents wool happen.
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8. Last night, I went to a Creeper party. It was a blast.
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9. How do you become good at Minecraft?
Years and years of dedication.
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10. What do you call a Minecraft celebration?
A block party.
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11. What did Steve say to Diamond block?
I dig you.
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12. Ocelots are like crisps. You can never just have one.
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13. Why did the Zombie go on a date with Alex?
He wanted a woman with brraaaains.
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14. Where are Ghasts and Zombie Pigmen from?
The Nether-lands.
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15. What do you call a Zombie Pigman that steals your sword and armor?
A HAMburglar.
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16. A Creeper walks into a bar. Everyone dies.
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17. What is the difference between a killer rabbit and a counterfeit bill?
One is bad money, and the other is a mad bunny!
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18. How does Steve chop down a tree with his bare hands?
How wood I know?
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19. Did you hear about the Minecraft movie?
It’s going to be a BLOCKbuster.
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20. What was Steve doing near a mob spawner?
Creeping warm.
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21. Why did the Zombie eat the Skeleton?
He wanted his bone and marrow.
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22. Did you hear about the miner who died in the nether?
Apparently, he fell head over heels in lava.
Corny Minecraft Jokes
23. Steve walks into a bar, and the bartender says:
Sorry, we don’t serve miners.
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24. Why couldn’t the Zombie Pigman get out of lava?
Because he was a slow-pork.
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25. What time do you see Zombies in Minecraft?
At ate clock.
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26. Did you hear they finally added portals to Minecraft PE?
Better late than nether.
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27. Where can you sell all your Minecraft eggs?
At the spawn shop.
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28. How did Grim stop a DanTDM video?
By pressing the paws button.
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29. Did you hear the rumor about hostile mobs in the nether?
All they do is make lava.
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30. How do you cure Hunger in Minecraft?
Three Square Meals.
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31. Why did Steve cry wolf?
Because he ate the three little pigs.
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32. Why couldn’t the Skeleton cross the road?
Because he didn’t have the guts.
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33. Why did Steve need mouthwash after killing passive mobs?
Because he had bat breath.
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34. Why doesn’t “Hit The Target” steal cats?
Because curiosity killed the cat burglar.
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35. What do you call a Minecraft boy band?
New Kids on the Block.
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36. What do zombies and skeletons need in the morning?
SunBLOCK.
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37. How does Steve measure his boot size?
In Square Feet.
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38. What did the Skeleton say to the hostile wolf?
Bon Appetit.
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39. Where do most hostile mobs come from?
North and South Scarolina.
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40. Did you know Taylor Swift once dated Steve from Minecraft?
She even wrote a song about him, “We Are Never Ever Ever Going To The Nether.”
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41. How do you know Steve is interested in a girl?
He takes a look at her chest.
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42. What’s an Enderman’s favorite band?
Imagine Dragons!
Some Stupid Minecraft Jokes
40. Why did the hostile mob explode in the middle of a dance party?
He was just creeping it real.
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41. Why did the store sell Minecraft toys without arms and legs?
Because they were Chinese rip-offs.
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42. Why can’t you score against a basketball player who plays Minecraft?
Because they are always blocking.
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43. What happens when you spawn a pile of kittens?
You get a meowntain.
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44. How do you stop a hostile mob from attacking you?
You block their path.
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45. What is a Creeper’s favorite food?
Sssssalad.
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46. What music do Minecraft players listen to?
Bedrock ‘n’ roll.
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47. Why can’t the Ender Dragon read a book?
Because he always starts at the end.
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48. What’s a witch’s favorite make-up?
Ma-scare-a!
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49. What is a Skeleton’s favorite instrument?
The trom-bone.
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50. If there’s something strange in your Minecraft World, who you gonna call?
Ghastbusters!
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51. Why was there iron and hold in the sailor’s boat?
Because the sailor needed oars.
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52. Why did the ocelot cross the road?
It spotted a Creeper on the other side.
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53. Why didn’t the Enderman cross the road?
Because he teleported instead.
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54. Why did the Creeper cross the road?
To get to the other ssssssside!
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56. What is Steve’s favorite sport?
Boxing.
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57. What is Cobblestone’s favorite type of music?
Rock music.
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58. How did Steve make the Skeleton laugh?
He tickled its funny bone!
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59. What did Charlie Brown say when Steve broke his baseball bat?
You Blockhead!
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60. What tops off a Creeper’s ice cream sundae?
Whipped scream.
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61. Why did the mushroom make such a good roommate?
It’s a real fungi.
Your Turn!
To wrap it up, let’s hear it from you:
Do you know any Minecraft jokes we missed? Feel free to drop them below!
See you in the next post!
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