Spring is nature’s way of saying, ‘Let’s Party!’
Spring is here, and we are all for it. The weather is getting warmer; snow is melting, trees are sprouting new leaves, and flowers are blooming.
It is time to prepare for picnics in the park and have a nice time outdoors.
Wherever you want to go, having some spring jokes in your pocket is always a nice way of spreading laughter and joy.
Here is our list of the funniest spring jokes.
Enjoy!
Funny Spring Jokes
1. What kind of garden does a baker have?
A flour garden.
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2. Why was the bee mad?
You’d be mad too if someone stole your honey and nectar.
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3. Why did the bird go to the hospital?
It needed a tweet-ment!
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4. How excited was the gardener about spring?
So excited, he wet his plants.
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5. Can bees fly in the rain?
Not without their yellow jackets!
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6. What does winter fat turn into?
Spring rolls.
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7. Why did one bee tease the other bee?
Because it was acting like a bay-bee!
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8. How do you make a waterbed bouncier?
Fill it with spring water.
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9. What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?
Lily!
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10. What is the shortest month of the year?
M-A-Y.
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11. How does the sun listen to music?
On the ray-dio.
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12. How do you know flowers are friendly?
They always have new buds!
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13. Why did the farmer bury all his money?
To make his soil rich.
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14. How did the bee brush his hair?
With a honecomb.
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15. Why are frogs so happy?
They eat whatever bugs them.
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16. Why couldn’t the flower ride a bike?
It lost its petals.
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17. What kind of bow can’t be tied or untied?
A rainbow.
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18. Does February like March?
No, but April May.
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19. Do you know about April 1st?
Yes, I’m fooly aware of it!
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20. When do monkeys fall from the sky?
During APE-ril showers.
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21. Why did the gardener plant a seed in the pond?
To grow a water-melon.
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22. What do you get when two plants kiss?
Tulips!
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23. What is spring’s favorite type of pickles?
Daffo-dills!
Best Spring Jokes
24. What goes up when the rain goes down?
Umbrellas.
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25. Why did the worm cross the ruler?
To become an inch worm.
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26. What falls but never gets hurt?
The rain!
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27. Does February like March?
No, but April May.
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28. What did the tree say to spring?
What a re-leaf!
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29. What’s a baby chick’s favorite food?
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30. What did the dirt say to the rain?
If this keeps up, my name will be mud.
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31. What’s a tree’s favorite drink?
Rootbeer!
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32. Why is spring a great time to start a gardening business?
Because it’s the season when you can really rake in cash.
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33. Why is the letter A like a flower?
A “b” comes after it!
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34. Why couldn’t the flower ride its bike?
It lost its petals.
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35. Why was the baby strawberry sad?
His mom was in a jam!
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36. What did the big flower say to the little one?
You’re really growing, bud!
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37. What do you call a well-dressed king of the jungle?
A dandy lion!
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38. What’s a baby chick’s favorite plant?
Eggplants!
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39. What flower does everyone have on their face?
Two-lips!
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40. What is the best flower for a boy to give his mom?
A son-flower!
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41. What kind of book does a rabbit like at bedtime?
One with a hoppy ending!
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42. What type of bird should you never take to the bank?
A rob-in.
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43. What happens when you tell an egg a joke?
It cracks up.
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44. Which month can’t make a decision?
MAY-be.
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45. What did summer say to spring?
Help – I’m about to fall!
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46. When do monkeys fall from the sky?
During Ape-ril showers!
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47. What month always asks questions and permission?
May!
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48. Why is everyone so tired on April 1st?
Because they just finished a long 31-day long March!
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49. What month is the shortest?
May because it only has three letters!
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50. How excited was the gardener about spring?
So excited he wet his plants.
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51. What is Spring’s favorite appetizer?
A bloomin’ onion!
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52. Did you meet that mushroom over there? I hear he’s the life of the party.
He’s a pretty fun-gi!
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53. When is an impossible time to plant flowers?
When you haven’t botany.
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54. Why are oak trees so forgiving?
Every spring, they turn over a new leaf.
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55. What is an herb garden’s favorite singer?
Elvis Parsley.
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56. Why couldn’t the flower ride a bike on the first day of spring?
It didn’t have petals yet.
Your Turn!
We hope that you have enjoyed our list of best spring jokes!
What is your favorite spring joke? Feel free to expand our list – let us know in the comment section!
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