Did you know that bananas share around 60% of the identical DNA as humans? Maybe that’s the reason why we find them so ap-peeling!
Their taste, smile-shape, and bright yellow color are some of the bananas’ best features.
We have picked the 68 funniest banana jokes to put a smile on your face!
Funniest Banana Jokes
1. If a crocodile makes shoes, what does a banana make?
Slippers!
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2. How do monkeys stay safe when they walk down the stairs?
They hold on to the banana-ister.
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3. What do you call a charismatic banana?
A banana smoothie!
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4. “I am going bananas!”
That’s what I say to my bananas before I leave the house.
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5. What kind of school do bananas go to?
Sundae school.
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6. You need to be extra polite around bananas, you know why?
You don’t want to hurt their peelings.
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7. What do you call solid gold bananas?
A bunch of money.
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8. Why was the banana so upset?
Someone mistook him for a plantain!
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9. A little girl said: “I know how to spell ‘banana’….”
“… I just don’t know when to stop.”
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10. Why did the banana go out with the prune?
Because they couldn’t find a date.
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11. What was Beethoven’s favorite fruit?
Ba-na-na-naaaaa.
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12. Why did the banana have to go to the hair salon?
It had split ends.
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13. Why didn’t the banana student go to school?
He told his parents that he wasn’t peeling well.
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14. Why do bananas never get lonely?
They hang out in bunches.
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15. Did you know that banana peel is supposed to be put under the controlled substance act?
It can give you bad trips.
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16. What is the easiest way to make a banana split?
Cut it in half.
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17. What’s yellow and goes 30 miles per hour?
A banana in a washing machine (Ewwwww!)
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18. What’s the best thing to put in a banana pie?
Your teeth!
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19. What is the hippest kind of fruit?
A bae-nae-nae.
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20. Why did the banana go to the doctor?
Because it wasn’t peeling well.
21. Why do monkeys like bananas so much?
Because they are very apeeling.
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22. Why did the man lose his job in a fruit packing firm?
He kept throwing the bent bananas away.
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23. How can you easily spot an optimist?
An older person buying green bananas.
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24. What did the green banana think about the ripe banana?
He was green with envy.
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25. What happens when you tell a banana a really funny joke?
They break out into side-splitting laughter!
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26. What do you call the period of time between slipping on a banana and landing on your butt?
A bananosecond.
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27. Why did the banana fail his driving test?
It kept peeling out.
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28. Why didn’t the banana cross the road?
Because it was yellow.
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29. What do you do when you see a blue banana?
Try to cheer it up.
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30. How did the Mother Banana spoil the Baby Banana?
She left him out in the sun too long.
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31. One man to another: “Excuse me, you have a banana in your ear!”
The other says: “I can’t hear you, I have a banana in my ear!”
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32. Why was the banana so sick it had to go to the hospital?
It had yellow mellow fever.
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33. Why couldn’t the police catch the banana?
Because they split!
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34. What do a banana and a helicopter have in common?
Neither of them is a police officer.
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35. What do you call bananas who are friends with monkeys?
A bunch of idiots.
36. Why did the banana get so many Valentine’s Day gifts?
Because it was SO sweet.
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37. What is a banana’s favorite day of the week?
Sundae.
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38. Did you hear about the unlucky man who bought some bananas?
They were empty.
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39. Time flies like an arrow
Fruit flies like a banana.
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40. What did the orange say to the green banana?
You don’t look like you’re peeling well.
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41. Today I learned humans eat more bananas than monkeys.
Weird. I can’t remember ever eating a monkey.
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42. A hot dog and a banana had a race. Who won?
The wiener.
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43. Where do bananas go shopping for clothes?
Banana Republic.
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44. Knock Knock Who’s there!
Banana!
Banana who?
Banana split some ice cream?
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45. What is yellow and goes bzzzzzz?
An electric banana.
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46. Why don’t bananas snore?
Because they don’t want to wake up the rest of the bunch.
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47. What is a sheep’s favorite fruit?
A baaaa-nana.
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48. Why did the banana farmer lose his job?
Because he kept throwing away the bent bananas.
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49. What do fruit use to buy things?
Banana bread.
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50. What is a ghost’s favorite fruit?
A boo-nana.
51. What is the key to opening a banana?
A mon-key.
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52. What is yellow on the inside and green on the outside?
A banana dressed up as a cucumber.
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53. How can you tell the difference between a monster and a banana?
Try picking it up. If you can’t, it’s either a monster or a giant banana.
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54. What do bananas wear on their feet?
A pair of slippers.
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55. How does a banana answer the phone?
“Yellow?”
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56. What did the banana do when he saw a monkey coming?
He split.
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57. They’re not going to grow bananas any longer.
Apparently, they’re long enough already.
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58. What happened to the banana who got a sunburn?
He peeled.
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59. What happens when two bananas break up?
A banana split.
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60. What do you call a banana eating a banana?
Canabananalism.
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61. What kinds of jokes do bananas like to tell?
Side-splitting ones.
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62. What’s worse than a monkey eating bananas?
A monkey going bananas.
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63. What did one banana say to the other banana that she just met?
Yellow, nice to meet you.
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64. Why do bananas use sunblock?
Because otherwise, they’d peel.
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65. What is the easiest way to make a banana split?
Show it out the door.
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66. What’s yellow and always points north?
A magnetic banana.
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67. When will the trail mix have enough money to buy a map?
After the banana chips in.
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68. What did the banana say to the monkey?
Nothing, bananas can’t talk!
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Your Turn!
We hope that you loved our banana jokes!
Which one was your favorite?
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