Need a bone joke to lighten your day? Here are 65 bone puns for every occasion.
Now, mind you – these bone puns are more than funny. You might even say they’re humerus.
Bone Appétit!
Best Bone Puns
1. You can always tell when a spine finds your bone puns funny. They start cracking up.
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2. It’s going tibia okay!
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3. I ulna want to be with you.
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4. I knew the skull wasn’t going to win the argument. It didn’t have a leg to stand on.
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5. Try as she might, the skeleton just couldn’t manage to drag herself out of bed. She was bone tired.
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6. The skeleton was so stupid, he was a total numskull.
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7. I asked my butcher to give me some t-bones, but instead he gave me sirloins. It was only when I got home that I realised he’d made a mis-steak.
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8. To someone you think is stretching the truth: “Is that a little fib-ula?”
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9. Dressing up as a skeleton was definitely a phlang-enius idea.
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10. Getting hurt is such a bone-breaking experience, but you can’t deny it’s a spine-tickling event.
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11. When someone do something nice for you: “That’s a bone-us.”
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12. Ribcages are terrible liars. You can see right through them.
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13. Bone lovers always tend to like spending time in the forest. I found out that it’s because they like the s-pine trees.
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14. My favorite part about Halloween? The treats are all so Crani-yum!
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15. The skeleton couldn’t look at the spare ribs I was making. He didn’t have the stomach for it.
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16. This is my cont-RIB-ution to Halloween.
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17. Ribcages often get sick when it’s fall, because of all the windy days. The chill goes right through them.
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18. Bones are always so calm. Nothing ever gets under their skin.
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19. No one knees to know this, but I really kneed you.
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20. I want to tell some more funny bone jokes, but I just don’t have the guts to.
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21. I left a skull out in the sun. It became bone dry.
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22. I went to a school for learning about bones for a while. I’m sad I graduated, I really liked going to osteoclass.
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23. The skeleton wanted to play the trombone, but I thought the saxabone would suit it better. Tibia honest, both instruments can be quite humerus when you are feeling bonely.
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24. American skeletons love the history of America. Their favourite part is the bit about Napoleon Bone-a-part.
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25. My best friend told me he had my back. I’d been wondering where that went.
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26. My skull doesn’t mind when I call it a bonehead.
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27. I knew what was about to happen next when I turned into a skeleton. I could feel it in my bones.
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28. I didn’t know what to wear this Halloween until I had a true epipha-knee
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29. Lots of bones try to be cool, but none are ever going to be more trendy than the hip.
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30. I picked up a pile of bones I ordered online. I was surprised that they weight a skele-tonne.
The Funniest Bone Puns
31. You can definitely say that I’m a perfectly Skull-pted specimen.
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32. Bone-jour, mes amis.
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33. I had a guitar pick made of bone and I lost it somewhere in my bedroom. I really have a bone to pick with myself for being so careless.
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34. I love my funny bone. There is no denying that I find it very humerus.
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35. Do you know how many bones there are in a human hand? I’m not sure either, but I’m assuming it’s a handful.
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36. The femur tried to propose to the radius, he asked “will you marrow me?”
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37. I bought my skeleton a new plant to say sorry for all the skeleton joke articles I’d been writing. He absolutely loves his bone-sai tree.
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38. I used to have loads of funny spine puns, but now my supply is bone dry. I obviously wasn’t as femurous as I thought I was.
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39. I had to send my spine to prison. It was bad to the bone.
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40. My skull doesn’t mind when I call it a bonehead.
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41. Tibia honest, it takes a lot of spine to memorize jokes and puns about the bones in the skeleton.
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42. I went to an anatomy beauty contest. It was kind of boring, in the end no body won.
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43. I saw a snake that was a skeleton once, it gave me a real fright. It was a rattler.
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44. I had to cancel the art show I organised for my skull-ptures. My heart wasn’t in it.
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45. I guess I could learn a femur skeleton puns if you don’t like these ones.
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46. I met a femur who was detached from the rest of the skeleton. He was feeling pretty bone-ly.
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47. I was worried that my bone humor would fall flat, but then I used my funny bone.
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48. One of the reasons the skeleton was not allowed to play church music is because he had no organs.
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49. If your friends don’t laugh at these hilarious bone puns, their funny bone is probably broken.
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50. Getting hurt is such a bone-breaking experience, but you can’t deny it’s a spine-tickling event.
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51. The bone was making me annoyed, he kept telling lies. If you ask me, he was a total phoney-ba-boney.
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52. Every Sunday, the ribcage likes to play his organ for the congregation.
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53. Did you hear about the bone that was almost eaten by a group of wild dogs? It was a marrow escape.
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54. American skeletons love the history of America. Their favorite part is the bit about Napoleon Bone-a-part.
Q/A Style Bone Puns
55. Why can’t a legless skeleton win an argument?
They don’t have a leg to stand on.
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56. What does a skeleton say when he have a hunch about something?
“I feel it in my bones.”
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57. What was the skeleton’s favorite line from Shakespeare? Tibia or not tibia.
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58. Why didn’t one skeleton want to look at the other skeleton?
He didn’t have the stomach for it.
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59. Did you hear about the skeleton that was almost picked apart by a group of wild dogs?
He marrowly escaped.
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60. When you catch someone watching you?
“Are you spine on me?”
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61. Where do you imprison a naughty skeleton?
A rib cage.
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62. What’s the coolest part of a skeleton?
The hip.
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63. Why did the skeleton start a fight?
He had a bone to pick.
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64. What do skeletons order at the restaurant?
Spare Rib!
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65. What do you call a funny bone?
A humerus.
Your Turn!
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